Friday, July 30, 2010

1. Dan's Horrible Gas Problem


I thought about starting off with some background, but decided rather than talk about how Dan Onorato has already screwed up Allegheny County - drink taxes, PAT shutdowns, unfunded pension funds, gold-plated subway tunnels - I would instead lead off with an issue that would affect all Pennsylvanians - Dan's little problem with "natural gas".

If you have not seen the documentary "Gasland" yet, go see it.  (And then go see if you can light your sink on fire, because although you may not want to drink it, it looks like it would be awesome to see in person.)  Seen it?  Great.  Now you have a background on the Marcellus Shale issue.  Our fair commonwealth apparently sits on top of one of the largest collections of dinosaur farts in the country, and the companies that specialize in extracting these farts are interested in setting up shop here. 

A reasonable person might suspect that, running as a Democrat and seeing a documentary about pyrotechnic plumbing, Dan would take the strong environmental approach and oppose it.   That person would be wrong.  Those of us in Allegheny County know, Dan Onorato never passes up an opportunity to pass a new tax.

Marcellus Shale has become the golden-egg laying goose for Dan.  He wants to use it to fund everything from college educations to art museums.  He even wants to use it to fund the DEP, the organization responsible for regulating and overseeing the environmental performance of this industry itself.

Does this sound a little too cozy for anyone?  Would you voluntarily pull the plug on the industry that pays your bills?  If you watch the film, you see our esteemed DEP Secretary John Hanger, who already appears to be too close for comfort with an industry that has two dinosaur fart well explosions in the state just in the last 2 months. 

Can we really expect Dan Onorato to replace Mr. Hanger?

Introduction

Welcome to my new blog, the "No-Fan Guide to Dan Onorato".  If you read that title carefully, you may have cleverly deduced that I am no fan of Drink Tax Dan.   And if you are similarly inclined, then you will find a comfortable home here.

For those of you who are big fans of Dan, you probably had trouble with the big words up there.  What I said is:  I do not like Dan.

Pittsburgh has been my home my entire life.  I have watched politicians come and go.  I have seen the continued deadspin fall of the region.  I have seen employment come and go (mostly go).  And I have born witness to the constant off-gassing of this chucklehead as our factories closed, our airports emptied, our bus lines vanished, and our drinks went up in price by 10% (then went down to 7% in an act claimed as "benevolence")

If Dan Onorato wins his race for Governor, then we can look forward to continue Penn's Woods march towards becoming a rotting industrial husk, a jobless wasteland, left empty, broken, and with no one left to tax.